In and of itself, Laffy Taffy is not my favorite candy. I mean, it’s okay and all, but there are other things I prefer.
However, I absolutely adore Laffy Taffy jokes. They are utterly ridiculous, and I love them anyway.
Today’s joke is brought to you by Connie from Washington: “In what month do people talk the least?”
Already I know that this was not written by a child because the preposition in at the beginning of the sentence. What kid talks that way? None I know.
Are you ready for the answer yet? Is the suspense killing you?
“February – because it’s the shortest month in the year!” Really?
I love that this crazy, messy world of ours has a medium – candy – in which something not remotely funny qualifies as a “good” candidate for publishing.
It’s absurd, and that’s why I laugh. Oh laffy taffy, never change your ways.