Why is it that everything related to car maintenance sounds dirty?
I give you the following dialogue, which could either have been uttered by me when I dropped my car off this morning for routine maintenance, or perhaps come from a 70s blue movie. You decide.
"I need a lube job."
"You've gotta pull out the dipstick to check the oil."
"Oh, I definitely need my tires rotated. Check the tread on those bad boys."
"That's a dirty filter. Better replace it."
"We'll take it on a test drive, don't you worry."
Okay, I may be exaggerating slightly. But still.
Don't get me started on plumbers.